This is burner972021’s blog, where everything revolves around burner972021. (Not that the whole world doesn’t revolve around me usually).

So who is burner972021? Burner972021 is the most goated person I know. Burner972021 is so amazing, I had to make an entire website for burner972021. Burner972021 has no name because burner972021 is too above that sort of thing. To give a normal name to burner972021 would trivialise the existence of the burner972021.

So, many people would like to be burner972021, because burner972021 is the pinnacle of perfection. In fact, burner972021 is so awesome that the very fabric of reality reshapes itself around burner972021’s success. That’s why everyone and their mother wants to become burner972021. If you want to succeed, you’d want to become burner972021.

Now you might be asking, how can I become burner972021?

Burner972021 is nor simply a concept. There is no straightforward way to become burner972021. Burner972021 is beyond the average person’s comprehension in terms of burner972021’s ephmerality. Burner972021 has no pronouns, because burner972021 is beyond being classified into these banal categories. Burner972021 is just too amazing and awesome and good. IN fact, why the fuck does everyone not just kill themselves already because the mere existence of burner972021 guarantees the fact that they will NEVER surpass the entity known as burner972021.

burner972021 giving burner972021 a medal

That’s all you have to know about burner972021. Til next time, plebians.

cheers, 120279renruB