Dear xizhen:

I watched the movie ‘everything everywhere all at once’ with my friend today. I don’t know what came over me but i cried so hard (from laughter) when the possessed guys tried to shove the… [ spoilers ] … you know… and then i cried so hard (from being touched so deeply) towards the last 30 minutes. Man, what a rollercoaster.

first rating: 9.3/10

second rating: 8.9/10

Dear 120279renruB:

?ti si erehw tuB ?galf eht eb siht dluoC

Dear Xizhen:

I couldn’t sleep through the night for the first time in months! What’s happening to me? Must be the sinus. And xxxxxxx xxx really needs to start minding his own business.

Ahhh, why won’t my cat spend time with me? :(

Dear Frank Li:

Why is everything so dry today? It’s been pouring like the opposite of hell outside.

Dear burner972021:

Today was an unproductive day and I barely did anything. But yesterday I played a CTF and I think (hope) we will podium and today my paper got accepted into a conference so I am happy :)

Tomorrow shall be a good day. And today I ran 2.4km, but it was much slower than my usual timing.

I love my cat.

Dear Frank Li:

I hate terraces morning assemblies on Mondays. They should be once every month instead of every week. My classmate keeps talking over my teacher during maths lesson and it is simply grating on my ears. I want to eat free flow Wagyu. Semicons test 2 is tomorrow and I am so underprepared.

Let’s eat a nice dinner later and tomorrow. I’ll stop eating lunch in school.

Dear xizhen:

I watched Whiplash (2014). It was a good movie.

Dear xizhen:

So today i was playing volleyball and when i tried to set the ball to my friend my right ring finger got jammed :( it hurts so bad and its swollen and bruised. I hope it gets better soon because I have a test next week!

Dear Earnest:

hi! my name is *** ******. did i mention i love ragebaiting techie ernie? ragebaiting techie ernie is so fun. all i do is ragebait. i tickle, punch, abuse and grape him all day but he never screams and cries. did i mention i have a cat? i love my cat plank every much. but all i do is stretch the cat and abuse it everyday. i wonder how i haven’t been reported for abuse. oh, you want to go out? YAYY im down. ohhh there’s no free cake and ice cream? nevermind then. all i do is leech of my friends and use them for free food. did i mention i ragebait my cat too? ahh life must be so fun when all I do is ragebait. ernestttttttt. how should i annoy you today? sigh. ok. you just hate me. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LIFE. I HATE AEP I HATE AEP I HATE SEMICONS IM GOING TO GRAPE YOU ERNIE. I’m gonna kms. Sigh. I just slept a bit. Oh sorry for late reply I fell asleep ☠️ I was sleeping in AEP room and of course I’m late for lesson again. Wait, why does ms tee hate me? I wonder what I do every lesson…oh wait I’m just sleeping. whats bigger than a tuna? a threena. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. whats bigger than a threena? ANTENNA hahahahahahah im so humorous this is so funny HAHAHAHAHAHA. 😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️. yeah im going to molest you. ermmm i dont shower. whats the point of showering? dasfjkasjflkjasdlkfjaksldfjk ughhhhhh fml. Please write me a referral. Did I mention I have 500+ linkedin connections? Wow im so cool. oh my days why is there nothing in my fridge? Oh theres beer! i love beer so much lets drinkkkkkkk. day drinking is my passion. oops my mom is ragebait nvm. did i mention i love chicken rice? omg i love my kopitiam so much the chicken rice is so good its all i ever eat. and the chicken chop too! ahh I WANT CAKE BUY ME CAKE CAN YOU BUY MIXUE LUCKIN AND ITEA pleaseeee. But I want to lose weight. did i mention i havent showered in 24 hours? i get so much huzz. larp larp larp larp larp. oh did i mention im a linux user now? oh i love quantum bit flip buzzword buzzword buzzword prof kwek buzzword too! have i ever mentioned interning at astar! I loveeeee my internship! YES! Emmanuel is my goat. i hate everyone better than me. everyone better than me should just kill themselves and die. fuckkkk im so chopped malaysia ruined my skin. I WANT A GIRLFRIEND. LETS HIKE. WHERE? MACRITCHIE AGAIN! Macritchie is the only place I know in Singapore. monkeytyp is so fun. My cut is going so well. all i do is larp. anyway, lets hang?

yours earnestly,
Techie Ernie

Dear burner972021:

To be frank I have little use for a blog. I remember things by the number of letters they have. My favourite author is Kazuo Ishiguro. Life is a performance. I want to write a lot of things, but I don’t think I have enough time now. I believe profile blurbs should list trivial facts about yourself that happen to be unique(but not identifying). (I guess I also happen have a lot of things to say)